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Among the stories you won't see on Huffington Post:

And the Hits Just Keep on Coming: Another Catholic School Charged with Molestation Incidents.

Abortion in ALL Cases About to be Outlawed in Tennessee.

Arizona Judge Bans Dad from Taking Kids to Mormon Church. No, Really.

Tenneseeans Buying So Many Guns They Are Short of Ammo---No, Really.

Scientology on Trial in France for Fraud.

Las Vegas Media, Pols Blames Obama Campaign Remarks for Drop in Tourism---No, I'm Not Kidding.

The State of the So-called Educational Miracle to Shut Out Some Deserving Incoming Freshman Students From Enrollment to its Most Prominent Universities.

GM Bankruptcy Springtime for Lawyers, Winter for Workers and Pensioners.

GOP Senator Accused of Endangering GM Jobs.

Religious Right Trying to Cashier Medical Privacy for Teens.

Is China's Yuan Going to Replace the Dollar as the Chief Reserve Currency?

Heckuva Job George and Dick! China Now Has Stranglehold on U.S. Debt Markets.

Chinese Academic Fights ISP, Censorship While Spotlighting Corruption.

Roland Burris Goes Big, Totals Up $8 Billion in Earmarks.

GOP Rep Wamp and the Call of the Krank.

Does Showboating Sheriff Joe Apraio Own Arizona Republic Columnist?

India vs. the U.S. in Education.

British MP Expenses Scandal Masking More Spectacular Construction Rip Off.

Gamblers Call NFL Ingrates.

Republican Clears Siegleman of Wrong Doing

And the media largely ignored it. This is a huge story, but the folks in the journalistic sphere who are supposed to be looking out for you fucked you, our legal system and our democracy in the ass.

If anyone does finally pay attention to it, this puts the nail in Karl Rove's coffin because he ginned up a conspiracy to get rid of a popular Democratic Party governor of Alabama. Read the account here. Here's to hoping another federal investigation dime's Bush's brain.

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Huffington Post Deigned to Not Bring You the Following:

Wealthy Wingnut Enclave of Dana Point Builds Bridge to Nowhere.

Republican Candidate Seeks to Remove Campaign Contribution Restrictions in Tennessee.

Is Murtha Earmark (Read: Pork) Funding for Airport Wasteful or Not (Make Sure You Read Comments)?

Richly Compensated Liberal L.A. City Council Tries to Defund its Critics; How Rightwing of Them.

Creepy Old Guy to Remain a Republican (Birds of a Feather, You Know).

Good for Him! Obama Nominates Lesbian Parent for U.S. Attorney Post.

Another Republican Sex Perv Headed to the Gray Bar Hotel. Gay marriage, GOP, Israel,

Another Republican Accused of Sexual Harrassment.

Anti-Gay Marriage Wackos Committing "Logocide."

Book Asserts That GOP Has Abandoned Free Markets.

Man Driving Israeli Militarism Not Allowed to Enter U.S.

Anti-Abortionists Are Overreaching Control Freaks. Duh.

Republicans Bring Ethics Scrutiny in Tennessee to a Screeching Halt.

Republican Federal Attorney Replaced Over Possible Hatch Act Violation.

Corruption Investigation in Kentucky Moving Forward.

Did Abstemious Woodrow Wilson Have an Affair?

How Health Care in Holland Works.

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Jindal Gives Away 200 State Jobs and Contracts to Contributors.

Congress Kills NAFTA Mandated Program and Mexico Reacts With Increased Tariffs.

Crist Gets Pulled Out of the Closet.

Hispanic Community Criticizes Priorities in Building of New Stadium for Marlins.

When Women Bully Other Women at Work.

Get Out the Popcorn: New Virgina GOP State Chain Hates Cantor.

Columnist from Black Republican Family Has Harsh Words for GOP.

Democrat State Senator Pleads Guilty to Illegally Using Non Profit Money for Personal Use.

Big Surprise (Not): Ethics Bills Fail Despite Growing Corruption in GOP Stronghold of Alabama.

George Will and David Brooks Get Taken to the Woodshed Bigtime.

Is Incompetence Neutering the International Criminal Court?

Republicans and Some Democrats in Connecticut Want to Restore Corruption as Usual.

Domenici Feeling Increased Heat in Bush Attorneys Probe.

New Mexico's Ugly History of Corruption.

Latinos Targeted for Abuse in South.

Bybee Tried to Help Bush Legally Justify Iraq War.

Halliburton Involved in Nigeria Bribery Scam.

Texas Sheriff Pleads Guilty of Federal Charges in Massive Jail Corruption Case.

Is Orange County Democratic Party Chariman an Apologist for Corrupt Ex-Sheriff?

Is 11 Year Old Preacher Being Shafted by Adults Around Him?

Seattle Slumlord Dies Pathetic Death

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Lost amid all the celebrity gossip on Huffington Post were these important news items:

FBI Hires Convicted Con Man to Infiltrate Islamic Mosques in Southern California. Said Con Man Then Swindles Taxpayers, the FBI Itself and Various Civilians.

Pentagon Slow to Recover Unearned Millions from Defense Contractor.

Alaska Republican Pleads Guilty to Bribery in Oil Tax Bill Scandal.

Alabama Governor Committed Two Federal Crimes; Media Ignores it.

Film Outs Florida Governor and Closet Case Charlie Crist.

Mexican-American Hate Groups Do Immigration Advocates No Good. Gustavo Arellano Exposes the Pendejos.

Anti-White Hate Songs Popular in Mexico.

The Catholic Church Continues to Move Pedo Priests Around, Unbeknownst to Spanish Parishioners.

Obama Homeland Security Candidate Bullshits the Locals With Bogus Assertions on the L.A. Crime Rate.

So-Called Moderate Minnesotat Governor and Presidential Aspirant Tim Pawlenty Hops on the Homophobe Express.

Media Myths and Falsehoods About the Supreme Court.

Convicted Murderer Has Ties to L.A. Mayor and Possible Future Gubernatorial Candidate Tony Villaraigosa as well as cokehead councilman Mike Hernandez.

Bid to Put More Cops on the Street Turns into a Hustle and Villaraigosa is Mixed Up in it.

Villaraigosa Helped Developer Skirt Environmental Rules.

Bipartisan Corruption in Philadelphia Tax Board.

Republican Convict Pol Greeted "Warmly" in Tennessee Capital.

Pols Gone Wild.

GOP Pol Used Privilege in Attempt to Avoid DUI Ticket After Being Caught Exceeding 100mph.

Do You Have to be Mormon to Get a Job or Run a Business in Idaho? These Folks Say Yes.

Congress Critters Continues to Manipulate Wikipedia.

VD More Popular Than Orrin Hatch in Utah. This is Not a Drill.

Is Mormon Church's Homophobia Strengthening Pro-Gay Cause?

Poll Finds Iowans Hating GOP Bigtime.

Former Republican Alaska Governor Gets Bad News on Discrimination Claim Against Him.

Arlen Specter is Gay! (Satire)

Young People to Republican Homophobia: Epic Fail.

NY Latinos Conservative Socially---and Favor Democrats.

Lack of Affordable Health Care Costing Texas Big.

History Channel Should Know: Republicans Living in the Past.

Texas Republican Pol in Cahoots With Crooks and Yet Calls Himself a Victim.

Michele Bachmann Nominated for A Darwin Award (Satire).

Anti-Gay Evangelist a Tax Cheat. And is His Foundattion a Scam?

New Federal Rule Blamed for Keeping Seattle Condo Buyers Homeless.

Seattle Police Panting Over Gay Porn.

Former DEA Agent Facilitating Crack Cocaine Sales?